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304.红颜祸水,十分悲催 - 萌妹以逑 - 公子容安

绛仙的确很漂亮,漂亮的让人嫉妒。

一张圆圆的鹅蛋脸,每天傍晚总是笑吟吟地站在村口等秦泽回来,两弯柳叶眉再配上那双瞳剪影的眸子,宛若下凡尘的仙子。即便是秦泽在见她的第一面,笼中的少女身上只穿着一件单薄而又破烂的外衫,发髻散乱,却依旧未能遮住她那令人惊艳的脸。

只是美则美矣,太美了,总会让人联想到一个词——红颜祸水。在孙承德眼里,绛仙就是个祸水。自打进门之后,邻里的闲话不少,多数都是说他家的,妇人们聚在一块儿骂绛仙不知廉耻,有了夫君还站在外头对别的男人笑意晏晏。

尤其是她眼角的那颗泪痣,更是成了妇人嘴里的谈资。最让孙承德生气的是,村里头还有些男人背着他们说一些污言秽语,眼神肆无忌惮的在绛仙身上上下打量。

好像秦泽不是娶回来一个媳妇,而是带回来一个妓女一般。

孙承德劝秦泽,“你好生管管她,也振振夫纲。”秦泽像是没听到似的,说:“绛仙很好。”

妇人们也劝:“当心她哪一日跟外头的达官贵人跑了。”

果真是一语成谶,差不多半年之前,绛仙趁着秦泽和他都不在的时候,魂不守舍地出门,跟老太太说要回娘家一趟。从来都没有提及过自己娘家是哪里的绛仙居然会回娘家,难道这不值得怀疑吗?

孙承德看着面前还在替绛仙忧愁的傻小子,道:“还想什么想,当初我劝你,你不听,现在好了,当真跑了,你看看她!像什么样子!”

秦泽只甩甩脑袋,坚持认为绛仙会回来的。自此,村里的闲言碎语便更多了,一传十十传百,几乎家家户户都晓得秦泽娶的那个漂亮媳妇儿跟别人跑了,还添油加醋地编出来好几个版本,到处传播。

这些话孙承德在外头干活的时候自然也会听见,听的久了,也打心眼里恨绛仙,如今见老太太又提及,这才如此暴怒,说出那般难听的话。

站在他身旁的秦深深紧咬牙关,吼道:“不是的!嫂嫂才不是那样的人!”

“跟你哥哥一样,脑子一根筋,都被那女人下了降头了!不就对你好些吗,能敌得过舅舅养你这般多年?”孙承德看着面前对自己吼的秦深深,自己心中也来了气,那年冬天要不是他打猎的时候把这小兔崽子抱回来,恐怕她早就冻死在冰天雪地里了。

那女人进了门不就给她缝了几件衣裳,天天跟在后头“嫂嫂、嫂嫂”的叫个不停。

老太太被这般剑拔弩张的气氛给吓着了,用拐杖敲了敲地面,劝道:“哎呀,好好说话,深深还是个孩子,你同她置什么气!绛仙当真就不回来了?”

“不回来了。”孙承德烦躁地抓了抓脑袋,进屋自个儿生闷气去了。

深深却低下头自己喃喃道:“是回不来了……”

这句话,除了她自己,谁也没有听见。

*

只听见只言片语的云瓷宁和凤珏根本就不能听出来什么,就算自个儿脑补一部分,云瓷宁也只能脑补出一部家庭伦理剧出来,她总觉得,人群之中,秦泽的头已经绿的冒油了。

戳了戳身旁的凤珏,低声问道:“小黄鸡,你怎么看?”

“蹲着看。”凤珏蹲在墙角,一脸严肃的回答。

“……”回答他的是一片寂静以及云瓷宁想要揍死他的表情。顿了半晌,云瓷宁又道:“我问你怎么看这件事!”

“我们只听到了一些只言片语,就像听村头那些妇人们谈天儿差不多,并不能看出什么来。或许只是普通的家务事吧,或许是深深太单纯,心疼自己的嫂嫂,想找人还自己嫂嫂一个清白,却不想清官难断家务事,没人愿意管。”

“这么说,你也觉得她嫂嫂是那种……不守妇道的女人?”云瓷宁抬眼,想听听凤珏的想法。

凤珏拧眉沉思半晌,“也不能这么快下就论断,毕竟话是从深深舅舅的嘴里说出来的,自然带着一些自己的偏向与臆断,不如我们去问问村里的人怎么说?”

“听深深说,她哥哥去世,嫂嫂至今未曾回来,已经有一年多,人失踪了,可以上报衙门呐,为什么没人管?”云瓷宁觉得有些奇怪,如果绛仙真的是被人掳走,为什么他们不报官呢?还是秦泽心里清楚她去了哪儿,所以才没有报官,或者是不敢报官?

“清官难断家务事嘛。”凤珏站起了身,准备和云瓷宁一起下山,先找个地方用膳填饱肚子,再说以后的事情。

云瓷宁依旧觉得想不通,家务事……人都失踪了,还是家务事啊,那这当官的管些什么呢?难道只用站在土匪窝前头高喊几声:“放下屠刀,立地成佛?”

午膳两人随意用了两碗面,便各回各家各找各妈了,鉴于土匪窝的事情还没有查清楚,杏花村肯定还得去第二趟、第三趟的,他们在与村民的交谈之中,不仅可以打探到土匪的事情,说不定还能打探到深深家中的事情,可谓是一举两得。

这般想了,也便顺带着计划好了明天的事情,云瓷宁与凤珏各怀心思地回了府歇息,傍晚却接到了太子殿下的信,心里头说有个小女孩让他们多多留意一番,却并不知那女孩全名是什么,只大略描写了一下女孩儿的外貌与年龄,还批了个“深丫头”。

将太子殿下描写的外貌与特征一结合,对着光看信的云瓷宁与凤珏同时想起了一个人——秦深深。

看来,这件事他们不仅要管,而且管定了。

翌日清晨,云瓷宁与凤珏早早携手按着昨日的路径很快进入了杏花村,清早的公鸡方报晓,此刻的杏花村里的一切都显得十分安静与祥和。

然而向来安静的那条通往后山的道路,今日却扎起了栅栏,不允许任何一个人下山,飘扬的旗帜上绣着个“龙”字,栅栏两旁的火正在熊熊燃烧。

“说,你们两个昨日出寨去干什么!”说话女人左手拿着的弓弩,以蓝金色的漆装饰,上头嵌着的羽箭尾部系着跟红丝带,此刻正对准下头跪着的两个大汉,女人半张脸被银色面具遮住,如同鬼魅,也看不清楚她长得是何模样。大汉面前的虎头张开血盆大口,似是能将他们生吞活剥。